Výlet do Austrálie

Anglická verze /originál/

Act 1: Airport Hall

(At the airport. Ziki is holding a camera, filming the chaos around him. Natka is looking around, while Abatyše is sitting on a suitcase, yawning.)

Natka: I’m so excited we’ve finally arrived in Australia! What do you think, Abatyše?

Abatyše: (bored) Yeah, another airport. If I were home, I could be sleeping right now.

Ziki: (excitedly filming) Abatyše, wave to the camera… Hallelujah.

(Suddenly, the doors burst open, and the Smurfs run into the hall. They’re wearing blue masks and holding weapons—frying pans! Mafia Veronika leads the group.)

Mafia Veronika: Hands up! This is a Smurf hijacking!

Natka: (terrified) Wh-what?

Abatyše: (shrugs) At least something’s happening.

Ziki: (still filming) This is amazing! Veronika, can I film you a little?

Mafia Veronika: Film? Fine, let everyone see how true Smurf justice works! Boys, frying pans—attack!

(The Smurfs start hitting the heroes with frying pans. The screen goes black for a moment.)

Act 2: The Secret Hideout

(Our heroes wake up in a dark warehouse. Mafia Veronika is standing over them, while Commander Radek Smurf is sitting by an old computer.)

Commander Radek: Listen up! I need this computer fixed. If you manage to do it, I’ll let you go. And if not… well, you can figure out what might happen.

Natka: Are we engineers or something? You’re the engineer here, Radek. It even says so on your badge: "Commander Eng. Radek Smurf."

Abatyše: (ironically) Definitely not me. I guess it’s up to the lunatic with the camera.

Ziki: (proudly) Alright, Master Radek, let me take a look. What’s wrong with the computer?

Commander Radek: It won’t turn on!

(Ziki approaches the computer and realizes it’s not plugged into the socket.)

Ziki: Hmm… This is complicated. The repair’s going to be expensive…

Commander Radek: Really? That’s disappointing. I’m not buying a new one.

Ziki: But what wouldn’t I do for you? (starts muttering nonsense)

Natka: That’s a magic formula, Radek. We mustn’t interrupt him.

Abatyše (quietly): What an idiot.

(While mumbling, Ziki secretly plugs the cable into the socket and stops muttering.)

Ziki: Done, Chief. The repair was tough, but it should work now. (turns on the computer)

Commander Radek: That was fast! Veronika, let them go.

Mafia Veronika: (hits the group with a baking tray this time and drives them straight to a hotel.)

Act 3: Outside the Hotel

(Our heroes are thrown out of the car in front of the hotel. Their suitcases land beside them.)

Natka: Well, at least we didn’t have to wait for the bus.

Abatyše: Great, at least they left us the frying pans and baking trays.

Ziki: Shut up and start cooking already. You can…

(The curtain falls.)